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Monday, December 11, 2006 MALE BONDING T’is a strange thing male bonding. In comparison to female bonding that is… o.k. it’s just strange in general. But then I don’t get female bonding either. Let’s compare shall we: Female bonding: I believe the foundation of female bonding is shopping. You go shopping with girlfriend. Everything she tries on/you try on looks fabulous! You move on to shoes. Some distress occurs when you both decide you like the same pair of shoes, but you move past it until one of you sees past female bonding friend approach. Suddenly there is tension beyond all measures as you try to explain new female bonding friend, whom you are quickly becoming tired of because she’s copying your style and that really pisses you off. Old bonding friend becomes angry and decides to try to woo said new bonding friend away from you in a strike of vengeance which then causes a cat fight to ensue, followed by months of turmoil, gossip and back stabbing. Eventually a lunch date is scheduled where all the women cry, mascara runs and the ultimate (intelligent) decision to go shopping to bond… What? Am I wrong? Male bonding: I have no words. You go out, take a few pokes at each other     End up wrestling around on the floor     And then go out for beers (or soda).  Bonding with men is a lot more entertaining. I never liked mascara anyway. Click here for the rest of the pics posted by me | 7:14 PM | 0 comments Comments: Post a Comment |
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