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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

CURSE YOU! STUPID "FEMININE PRODUCTS AISLE CONVERSATION STARTER UPPER" CURSE YOU!

I have been known to start up a conversation with a stranger in a store, but in the feminine products aisle? No. It’s get the shit and get out. So I was totally shocked when a woman “tsk’d” me as I threw a package of Stayfree with wings into my cart, and then proceeded to tell me how the wings chafe the inside of her thighs and she’ll never buy those types of pads again. My response “Huh….never had that problem.”

At least I didn’t until the stupid “feminine products aisle conversation starter upper” had to mention it. Cripes! I hate that when people (and commercials for that matter) point out things that bug them or irritate or cause side effects or whatever and even if you did seem to experience the discomfort or inconvenience you didn’t seem to notice it until they OPENED THEIR BIG FAT MOUTHS.

Sorry. Didn’t mean to shout. I’m a little chafed.

Yes. This may fall under the category of T.M.I. for you guys out there. But you all need to realize there is more to a woman’s cycle than bloating, bleeding, cramping, mood swings, chocolate craving, sudden leaks, odor, adult acne and weight gain. There’s also chafing.

posted by me | 5:44 PM | 5 comments

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Yeah I really don't get why that lady couldn't keep her chafing to herself...that is a totally weird place to start a conversation. On the other hand, I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall when she tells the same thing to someone's poor husband sent to pick up the feminine products...

# posted by Christine : 2/08/2006 6:38 PM  

GRODY. SERIOUSLY.

# posted by dan : 2/08/2006 10:40 PM  

you were buying them to stop your bleeding pussy form gushing? ever see the pads for G strings? ever notice the thong of a G string is brown usually when you pull it out of your ahole at the end of the day? Sometimes it might even smell like dirty sweaty pantyhose... love your blog

# posted by Anonymous : 2/09/2006 8:28 PM  

The whole point of the post was that you don't realize things are bothering you until someone tells you that something should bother your.

Kinda like when someone says "don't you just hate it when anonymous posters leave crude comments" and then you think to your self "yeah you know it never bothered me til now."

Really? Do you need to be so crude?

btw, site meter gave your ID away.

Kisses.

# posted by Colleen : 2/09/2006 8:38 PM  

I apologize in advance for popo's anon antics. She's off her meds again and feeling ornery.

Your post reminds me of that commercial with the woman in the pad aisle...I hate that one.

# posted by babyjewels : 2/14/2006 12:09 PM  


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