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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

THE RULES OF LAS VEGAS



I know! I’ve been back for 5 days and haven’t posted about Vegas. I’ve been having a hard time with it. See, once you land in Vegas and they have the money vacuums securely attached to your pockets, there are all these unspoken rules that you need to know. Actually you need to break the rules in order to know they’re rules, because nobody is going to tell you the rules. It takes the fun out of yelling at you. For example:

Don’t lean against the glass surrounding the roulette table, don’t answer your cell phone or touch the cards at the black jack table, don’t set your water/beer on the edge of any table, and do not under any circumstances use both hands to do anything, especially reach into the craps table to pick up the dice. Do not shake the dice just throw them. They must hit the end of the table and not the people working the table. You can hit the other players at the table. That’s o.k.

AND THE MOTHER OF ALL RULES

You are not allowed to take pictures of the interior or exterior of any building while on the building premises, nor can you take pictures of the entertainment. Which is really sad because we saw some really neat things.

And I guess I can’t give my rave review of one of our more favorite restaurants. Which is also too bad because they had some of the best spinach and artichoke soup ever, and the presentation of the dishes were superb. The wait staff was so cute and did such a great job I think we gave them like a 35% tip.

Apparently “NO PICTURES OF ANYTHING” rule only applies to me. As I was the only person singled out of a vat of 70 people taking pictures, who was told so, threatened confiscation, and escorted back to my room.

So I guess you’ll just have to be satisfied with my pics of our outing to Hoover Dam.






I found this statue particularly creepy. His eyes followed you {{{shiver}}}.




We also hiked Red Rock Canyon. Very pretty.





Oh and this is a pic of our house from the airplane!



We did meet some really nice people. Mostly residence of Vegas, which I cannot understand how they can be so nice when so many of them just get crapped on by tourists. Oh and Bob and Laura, which I really wish we would have had more time to hang out with because they were really neat people, I wish I would have given them our email or something. And we did catch a couple shows.

Unfortunately I found that a majority of our time was spent around tourists who were very rude. I walked away from Vegas with more bruises from people slamming into me than I can count. And it was really hard to watch how the people in the service industry were treated. I’ve gotta hand it to them, to be able to sit there at 4 am (or any time for that matter) and get berated by tourists the way they were.

In summary, the city of Vegas itself just ain’t my kinda town.

posted by me | 11:19 AM | 6 comments

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Your back! How was the concrete thingy. Any concrete counter stuff. That was what I wanted to put in the kitchen. Until I saw the price. Then it was straight to "grammy's formica"

See how mature I am. Not even one comment about the statue with the wiener. Not even something as base as 'I bet Popo's licking her screen right now'. No, because I'm a grown-up colleen.

Titties!

# posted by babyjewels : 1/25/2006 6:43 PM  


Actually the concrete thingy was fun. Lots of creative things. As for concrete counters you don't want them (had em in 2 homes, suck, we're tearing out what we have now). If you want to put money into nice counters choose Cambria quartz. Spendy but worth it.

{{{Whine}}} why do we have to only be grown ups on my site?! I totally had the hubby take that pic yelling at him the whole time that I needed it for my blog for Jewels, Popo, Rit and Hizzle. And he was like "What?" and I was like "JUST TAKE THE PICTURE!"

He mumbled something about crazy and 40 on Saturday, but abliged anyway.

TITTIES JEWELS!

Dang I love that word...titties.

# posted by Colleen : 1/25/2006 10:36 PM  


Oh I really hate it when they don't tell you the rules you are going to get yelled at for breaking. They seriously escorted you back to your room?

Too bad that there were so many rude tourists...

Glad to see you back and posting!

# posted by Christine : 1/26/2006 12:01 PM  


Oh and the Red Rock Canyon looks beautiful!

# posted by Christine : 1/26/2006 12:01 PM  


I just had to bring the camera back to the room. The security guy was a youngster trying to flex I'm thinking.

Red Rock Canyon was gorgeous. Although lacking wildlife, which I enjoy.

# posted by Colleen : 1/26/2006 8:32 PM  


I love vegas. But I'm jealous I've never been to Red Rock Canyon. Thank thing looks awesome. Where are the rest of the pics?

# posted by dan : 1/29/2006 5:14 PM  



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