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Thursday, October 13, 2005 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? Well, you probably don’t want to. But here goes anyway.CELL PHONES: I think the sign at the theater that says, “Cinema Theater bans guns on these premises”, should include “and cell phones”. And when you go to restaurants they should ask “cell phone or non-cell phone” because the hostess really has nothing to ask anymore as an ice-breaker, now that smoking seems to have been banned. I think people who walk around in public wearing a wireless ear piece for their cell phone, and talk really loud and take calls while they’re being waited on at the fast food counter are fidiots and we should legally be allowed to openly mock and ridicule them. And occasionally poke them a couple times. MAN STORES I think that Menards, Home Depot, and Lowells would double their profits if they had a “Spouses lounge” complete with cocktail bar, child care facilities and desperate housewives playing on a TV. And all the men shopping at the man stores would have to be fitted with a pager. Not so their wives could find them, but so the bartender could let hubby know that wifey-pooh has had enough, and it’s probably time to go. COMMON COURTESY I think that every 3 years, people should be required to take a two-day course in common courtesy. The first day they would do nothing but respond to things with “please”, “thank you” and “excuse me”. The second day, some huge guy named Huge would follow them around and poke them every time they forgot their lessons from the previous day. THE PERFECT HOLIDAY: A DAY WITHOUT BRIT-FUDERLINE, DASHMI, BENGAR, TOMKAT, ETC. I think there should be a full 24-hour holiday where the media couldn’t talk about anyone famous. And it was against the law for the paparazzi to even snap a picture of anyone famous. Hey, I don’t want to hear about them, they should get a day off too. And all the news stations could only report good news. And there was nothing to do with decorating, gift giving or food preparation involved. And the banks and post offices had to stay open. That’s what I think. posted by me | 10:10 PM | 2 comments Comments: Post a Comment I love all your suggestions. I love these random thoughts and completely agree with all of them. Back to Blog |
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