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Sunday, August 14, 2005 I AM THE QUEEN OF GULLIBLE ISLAND I am so gullible and stupid sometimes. Just ask Dan. His friends put crazy posts on his blog pretending to be someone else and I believe it.I believed the makers of the “Ab Roller”. Tighter abs in just 2 weeks. However, my back was not too pleased that my stomach muscles did not understand how to properly constrict (thus tightening the abs) in order to puuuuulll the roller back at me. It currently resides as a footstool in my basement. Along with the condo for spider webs “Sit up rocker” and the worlds biggest clothes hanger “Nordic Track”. I was also completely dumbstruck to read an article in the newspaper about actual “Wedding Crashers”. They were tales from wedding planners about people who literally invited themselves to random strangers weddings, more for the free booze and appetizers. I think back now on my childhood and groan at how extremely stupid and gullible I was and wonder if I’ll ever grow out of it. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah…….. I took the kids to the Dakota County Fair on Friday. As they were waiting in line to get on the ferris wheel, this girl came up and started talking loudly to her friends in line. She said things like “I can’t believe how all of the carnies are hitting on me! And there are a bunch of guys in the beer tent hitting on me too!”  I am soooo disappointed in my camera phone. I tried to take a picture of her. You can’t really tell what she’s wearing, so I will describe it to you. First of all she cannot be over age 15, I know this for fact, won’t bore you with details. She has multiple piercings in her nose, lip, brow and I’m pretty sure, many other unmentionable places. Which only leads me to believe her parents* were with her during the piercing, because you must be 18 or have parental permission for professionals to do the piercing. Or her and her friends are really brave and did it themselves. Her shirt leaves nothing to the imagination about the aesthetics of her breasts. Her mid drift of baby fat is hanging out (I have an ab roller I’m not currently using if you’re interested dear). Her skirt does not cover her ass and she’s wearing green fish net stockings and stilettos. I’m still tossing around the idea that maybe she seriously couldn’t figure out why the carnies from California or the drunks in the beer tent** were hitting on her. I think I found someone to hand my crown to. * Either way, Note to parents... WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!! **How was this girl in the beer tent? They card you to enter and you cannot leave the area with a drink in your hand... unless.....wait a minute... you can enter with your parents...Oh this is so so so wrong Wrong WRONG! posted by me | 6:18 PM | 3 comments Comments: Post a Comment What a coincidence...I have the orbitrek clothes hanger. Um, perhaps I shouldn't bring it up, but I remember a certain someone getting frisky with a Fun Fair carnie in a tent in the backyard much to her parents dismay. *cough* # posted by dan : 8/23/2005 4:54 PMThanks for sharing that Dan. Back to Blog |
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