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Wednesday, April 13, 2005 SLOW DAY IN THE NEWS ROOM Todays top news headlines:The Pope's tomb opens to public viewing. Labs rush to destroy deadliy flu virus. Video of alleged U.S. hostage shown. Britney Spears expecting first kid! March retail sales weaker than expected. Wait a minute. Back up a sec. Did someone say Britney Spears is PREGNANT?! NO! Get out of here, you're joking right? Because if that were true it should be the HEADLINE news story! I mean, come on Brit Brit is SOOOOOO much more important than any deadly flu virus or hotages. Did you hear she's going to do a reality show about her and Kevy's true romance story?!! Oh I just can't wait to watch them make out on TV. And I bet love scenes will be so hot.... Seriously. Does the adult, news watching world really give a rip if B.S. is pregnant? Does it really warrant a mention in every newspaper, on EVERY news cast in the nation, every talk show and even the occasional "BREAKING NEWS!" interuption of otherwise more important T.V. commercials? I don't think so. The simple fact that every news caster/talk show host is trying unsuccessfully not to snicker as they are forced to utter "good luck to them" or "we wish them well" while the cameraman and crew are laughing their butts off in the background, which you can plainly hear, should tell you what a joke this really is. Britney dear, go away. Go raise your child and leave the rest of the world alone. Come visit us again when your marriage is approaching 20 years and you've successfully raised 3 children. Now that would be newsworthy. posted by me | 9:48 AM | 3 comments Comments: Post a Comment I know it's mean but...I'm looking forward to the hubby ditching her right when she's about to give birth to her second child. That seems to be his track record. # posted by lynne : 4/14/2005 9:25 PMShe won't be going anywhere soon. She just agreed to that reality TV series. # posted by dan : 4/26/2005 10:11 PMAnyone notice how she's suddenly dropped out of the news/media? I'm thinking they all felt like a bunch of fools making her their lead story. At least I hope that's how they felt. # posted by Colleen : 5/09/2005 3:51 PMBack to Blog |
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